Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is.

A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for.

One day three midgets decided they wanted to be in the record books the fist one says "I have pretty short arms", so he goes and succeeds.

Two of Clinton's sperm are swimming around in Monica, when one of the sperm looks at the other and says," Hey I think we are coming close to the ovaries"...

Michael Jackson is walking out from the operating room after his wife gave birth to their son.

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks.