Q. How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A. They were dating the same girl in high school

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.

Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?
A. Some people still believe in Santa Claus.

Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun!

Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A. It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

Q. What's the new game there playing in the White House?
A. Swallow the Leader

Q. How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history?
A. The President after Bush