Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased and that she is in great shape but, that she was pregnant!

Bill Clinton is visiting a school.

Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his new home. Upon entering the bedroom, Joe noticed a very large wooden box with 5 empty beer cans and about $1500.00 in cash.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.

A father walked into the market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid was spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth.

Bill and Hillary were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed.

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.